Monthly Archive for October, 2005

When website names go wrong

A workmate forwarded me this email of a bunch of websites with unintended double meanings. I almost never read such emails, let alone forward them on, but this one was good enough to blog:

Firstly there is Who Represents, a database for agencies to the rich and famous:
whorepresents.com

Second is the Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views:
expertsexchange.com

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:
penisland.net

An Italian Power company:
powergenitalia.com

And the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
molestationnursery.com

Finally, need a therapist? Try:
therapistfinder.com

Loser

Photo of George Bush Junior with a bruised face.

Found this random picture of the spoilt one from when he passed out because he got a pretzel stuck in his throat. It brightened my day so I thought it best to share.

Israel “far worse” than apartheid South Africa

The situation for Arabs in Israel & Palestine is “far worse” than that of the blacks in what was apartheid South Africa. This was Ronnie Kasrils’ response to the question of whether Israel could be compared to South Africa during its apartheid era. He offered this during a speech he gave at an international conference I attended on Palestine, Israel and International Law at the Institute of Education in London last weekend.

Photo of Ronnie KasrilsRonnie Kasrils, who happens to be a Jew, was active in the fight against apartheid in South Africa from the 60’s onwards. He became a military leader around the time the ANC concluded that the methods of non-violence such as those utilised by Gandhi against the British Empire during their colonisation of India were not suitable against the brutal apartheid system. Along with Nelson Mandela, he was a terrorist and a hero. He is currently Minister of Intelligence and Deputy Minister of Defence in South Africa.

The conference included some other great speakers, including many intelligent and witty Jewish lawyers fighting for the human rights of Palestinian Arabs. The conference was quite a buzz and gave me real hope that there is a growing campaign to increase awareness of the plight of Arab Palestinians, and hence the prospect of Arabs and Jews living side by side again in peace, stepping back from the precipice of world war.

Book cover of Zionism: The Real Enemy of the Jews, Vol 1On the other hand it’s extremely disheartening that so many intelligent people are still unwilling to speak out against the crimes of Israel and political Zionism for fear of being labeled anti-Jew (or anti-Semitic as the misleading term goes). And this because of the Nazi Holocaust. But some truths are so obvious that they often remain unstated, which doesn’t help the cause of understanding. As Alan Hart write’s in volume one of Zionism: The Real Enemy of the Jews:

One such unstated truth is this: It was not the Arabs who slaughtered six million Jews, it was Europeans in Europe. But it was the Arabs as a whole, and the Arabs of Palestine in particular, who, in effect, were punished for a European crime.

In my analysis the insufferable self-righteousness that is the hallmark of Zionism is a mask for suppressed guilt on account of the injustice done to the Palestinians and, also, fear rooted in the past of the future.

One of Zionism’s greatest achievements for the first five decades of Israel’s existence was convincing the Western world that anti-Zionism and anti-Semitism are the same thing. They are not.

As Lenni Brenner, the anti-Zionist Jewish writer put it in 1983: Zionism is not now, nor was it ever, co-extensive with either Judaism or the Jewish people.

I remember when I was reasonably young and I was hearing a lot about Israel and the Arab Palestinians on the television. At the time I remember thinking to myself that these people were all as bad as each other; always attacking and counter-attacking each other. As a young ignorant mind this is how it appeared to me through my television, but when my curiosity got the better of me I eventually took just a cursory look at the situation away from the television; what struck me was the overwhelming injustice that had been dealt to the Arab Palestinian people by way of dispossesion of their land and their cruel oppression.

Subsequently I remember debating the situation with someone and being called anti-Semitic for my troubles. What was most interesting, such was my ignorance at the time, is that I didn’t even really know what a Jew was, or even what really happened in the Nazi Holocaust, let alone why anyone would want to be anti-Semitic.

So I was looking at the situation as a young person can with truly fresh eyes for what it was. Alas not any more. To this day I remember that and realise how easy and unjust it is to demonise one’s opponent simply by labeling them. For now I’ve come to an uneasy acceptance that articulating anti-Zionist views and being labeled anti-Semitic is part and parcel. For some Zionists even writing that last sentence makes me an anti-Semite, or a new anti-Semite, as they call it.

One day, I hope, reason will prevail. On both sides.

The hollow rhetoric of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad—that Israel must be wiped from the map*—should come as no surprise to anyone. This kind of damaging rhetoric has been common place in Iran since the Islamic Revolution of 1979. Twentysix years and now there’s a commotion about it? This is just another notch in the propaganda war to create a pretext for invading Iran. Many are going to be sucked into this bullshit, just as they were sucked into all the bullshit required to invade Iraq. And we’ll be one more step closer to Armageddon. Great.

The Democrats Diary puts it all in perspective, while in a letter to The Guardian, Dr Nur Masalha of the University of Surrey writes:

The appalling comments on Israel made by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Israel should be wiped off map, October 27) are both empty rhetoric and highly damaging to the Palestinian cause. I believe we (Palestinian Muslims and Christians) should always make a clear distinction between our political struggle against institutionalised racism and ethnic cleaning in Palestine-Israel and the fact that we and the Israelis would, ultimately, have to live together as equal citizens under some form of secular democracy - and not wipe each other out.

Muslim fundamentalists (Ahmadinejad included) have miserably failed to understand the reality in historic Palestine: in the process of brutal colonisation of the country, a Hebrew-speaking “nation” has emerged, with its own distinct language, culture and flourishing literature. There are 5-6 million Hebrew-speaking Israelis and no one has the right to talk about wiping them out.

Acknowledging the current bi-national reality is something completely different from legitimising the colonial process by which this reality has come about. The fact that the Israelis are trying quietly, but systematically (although not always successfully), on the ground to do to Palestinians in the West Bank what Ahmadinejad seems to suggest should be done to Israel should only encourage us to seek an alternative vision, away from political Zionism and Islamic fundamentalism.

And to return to silly rhetoric we have Tony Blair asking us if we can imagine a State [that has the sentiment to wipe another from the map] having nuclear weapons? Well we don’t need to imagine. We only need to look across the map to Israel to find a country that is founded on the displacement and oppression of another people, is classified as an occupying power, is probably the only country in the Middle East to possess a nuclear arsenal, refuses to sign the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, and has flouted international law for decades.

While I believe Ahmadinejad’s hollow rhetoric is damaging I understand the anger and frustration of the Arabs. Their Arab brothers and sisters in Palestine have been truly fucked over by the inherent injustice and brutality that is political Zionism.

As freelance journalist Ben White writes:

Since Israel’s inception in 1948, Palestinian towns have been demolished, Arabic names replaced by Hebrew ones, the very existence of the Palestinian people has been called into question, and Israel has drawn up its own map based on annexed territory and unpunished occupation. But of course, Iran is the real threat to regional peace and stability. Right?

* Update (14 June, 2006): contrary to my assertion above, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad appears not to have said “Israel must be wiped from the map,” but instead something along the lines, “This regime that is occupying Qods [Jerusalem] must be eliminated from the pages of history” (my emphasis). A not insignificant difference.

** Update (26 May, 2007): Further clarification, in Farsi: “Imam ghoft een rezhim-e ishghalgar-e qods bayad az safheh-ye ruzgar mahv shavad.” In English: “The Imam said this regime occupying Jerusalem must vanish from the page of time.”

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OpenOffice ready for prime time, goodbye Microsoft Office

OpenOffice.orgOpenOffice.org 2.0, a replacement for Microsoft Office, was released today. You can download and use it right away, for free!

It opens Word and Excel files et cetera, and not only is it free, but it also features an open document format, meaning you’ll never again be forced to pay some fat pig corporation like Microsoft for the privilege of opening your own documents (or have to ferret around the internet searching for a pirated copy of their software).

The reason it’s free is because it’s open source, which means the computer code used to create it is licenced in such a way that anybody can use and alter it, as long as their alterations and improvements are then licenced in the same way. And lots of people do it, many coders love writing software this way. It’s part of an open and particpatory culture that has been emerging along with the internet over the years. A heap of software is created in this way, OpenOffice just happens to be one of the most high profile because it directly challenges Microsoft’s cash cow, Microsoft Office. Heh.

New Radio NZ website online

Screenshot of Radio NZ websiteRadio NZ has been working on a new website to provide its programming over the internet, which is excellent for those of us overseas who want to keep in touch with NZ culture and events. The new website went live today.

Andrew Dubber has an initial critique.

Dunno if many Last Straw readers have ever heard of the Maxim Institute; it’s a dodgy foreign-funded right-wing fundamentalist Christian group trying to turn NZ into Conservative America. Their director Bruce Logan was recently done for plagiarism, along with his daughter who was fired from the paper she was writing for.

The Association of Rationalists and Humanists did some research and found a number of instances of plagiarism in Logan’s newspaper opinion pieces and Parliamentary Bill submissions.

You can catch a worthwhile Radio NZ interview with Professor Paul Morris, a specialist scholar in the field of contemporary world religions, on the meaning of Maxim.

The Windows Media Audio (WMA) streams suck so if you’d like to avoid that format you can change your preferences to MP3.