Last Straw

Don’t panic Haiti, the Sci­ento­lo­gists are com­ing:

Were an idiot like you to itemise the myriad things that this most wretched of dis­aster zones cur­rently lacked, chances are you’d omit “mil­it­ant Sci­ento­lo­gists who claim post-traumatic stress is a con­spir­acy cre­ated by the evil psy­chi­at­ric pro­fes­sion, and who believe the cor­rect response to extreme shock is to touch suf­fer­ers with one fin­ger, before attempt­ing to con­vert them to the ways of Hubbard”.