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But I’m innocent!

I was sit­ting right up the back of the bus this morn­ing on my way to work, one of those buses where the second-to-back seat faces toward the back one. To my left was some other bloke and sit­ting on the seat facing us were two of route 29’s many god­desses, a joy­ful morning’s bus ride to be sure. Until, that is, someone farted.

Did they just elect their own war criminal?

As with the re-election of Bush Junior I couldn’t help but think, using the very argu­ments developed by the Blair­ites to sup­port their bomb­ing and inva­sion of Iraq, that you could for­mu­late a pretty good argu­ment for the bomb­ing of Bri­tain, or at least West­min­ster, to dis­pose of Britain’s very own elec­ted war criminal.